Corny Pick Up Lines

April 10, 2008 by lineguy

My top ten list of corny pick up lines:

1. There are 206 bones in the human body… do you want another one?

2. “Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”

3. Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!!!

4. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

5. Hey, that’s a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

6. Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?

7. If I had eleven roses and you, I’d have a dozen.

8. I’d look good on you.

9. Are you tired? Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day?

10. I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?

Have you ever heard of more corny pick up lines than these?